KNOBBY TWIG GETS ROLLER BLADES

KNOBBY TWIG WANTED ROLLER BLADES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. LEAFY TWIG THOUGHT THEY WERE TOO DANGEROUS BUT KNOBBY KEPT BEGGING UNTIL LEAFY SAID OK.

WHEN KNOBBY GOT HIS ROLLER BLADES FOR HIS BIRTHDAY HE ALSO GOT PADS FOR HIS ELBOWS AND HIS KNEES AND A SAFETY HELMET FOR HIS HEAD. LEAFY SAID HE MUST ALWAYS WEAR HIS SAFETY HELMET AND HIS PADS WHEN HE USED HIS ROLLERS BLADES. KNOBBY SAID, "OOOH MOM!" BUT LEAFY SAID THERE WOULD BE NO EXCEPTIONS.

THE FIRST TIME KNOBBY WAS ON HIS ROLLER BLADES HE FELL ON HIS BACKSIDE.

TWIGMAN HELPED HIM BACK TO HIS FEET FOR ANOTHER START.

KNOBBY FELL ON HIS BACKSIDE AGAIN.

WHEN TWIGMAN HELPED HIM UP TO HIS FEET AGAIN KNOBBY SAID TO LEAFY, "MOM, I THINK I HAVE THE PADS ON THE WRONG PART OF MY BODY.